Short Jokes

We all are on same planet. We why to keep grudges. It is better stay happy and spread fun wherever you go. If you like humor, We love to share these Top Short Jokes to retain smile on your faces. It really helps in making others friends. So enjoy the life and do not let any moment go without making you smile.'

Time for something that starts with 'P' and ends in 'orn'. That's right...Popcorn!

Mark! Your daughter has died!

Depressed, Mark jumps from 100th floor

At the 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!

At 25floor: I'm unmarried!

At 10floor: I'm Lark not Mark!!

A photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?

He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Boy: I can not leave you!!

Girl: Because you love me so much??

Boy: It's not that. You are standing on my foot.

Teacher lecturing on population - In Country after Every 1 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Kid stands up- we must find and stop her!

Man was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?

Man: I am writing to my seven year old daughter, she can not read very fast.

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.

Kid: The future tense is "you will go to jail".

Man wins 15 million$ from Rs. 10$ lottery ticket. Dealer gave 13 million$ after deducting tax.

Angry Man: "Give me my 13 million$ otherwise return my 10$ back."

Julie: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

Robert: For sure, what is your cell number?

Man: May I hold your hand?

Lady: Need not to, it isn't heavy.

Man and his wife buy coffee in a shop.

Man says: Drink it quickly!!

Wife asks why...

Man says: Because hot coffee is for 2$ and cold coffee is for 4$.

Girlfriend: Who was that girl I saw you walking with last night?

Boyfriend: What time was it??

Once a principal asked a plumber to come to his college.

Do you know Why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking??

A boy proposed a Girl, and girl said: I am two years elder than you..

Boy: Ohh, No Problem, we will marry after 2 years!

Mad owner told his servant: Get and Go water the grass!!

Servant: It is raining sir.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Man: Do not give me excuses, take an umbrella and do your work!!

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

Don't use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice.

The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.

You are what you were and what you wear.