Naughty Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you open the door, please?


Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep!!


Who’s there?
Brain fart.
Brain fart who?
I forgot!!


Who's there?
Bisquick
Bisquick who?
Bisquick, your pants are on fire


Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?


Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow


Who's there?
Aesop!
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat!


Who's there?
Eureka
Eureka who?
Eureka something, and it really pongs


Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya think of anything that's more fun than geography?


Who's there?
Nicosia
Nicosia who?
Clothing for sale. Buy your socks and Nicosia

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