Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you open the door, please?
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep!!
Who’s there?
Brain fart.
Brain fart who?
I forgot!!
Who's there?
Bisquick
Bisquick who?
Bisquick, your pants are on fire
Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow
Who's there?
Aesop!
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat!
Who's there?
Eureka
Eureka who?
Eureka something, and it really pongs
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya think of anything that's more fun than geography?
Who's there?
Nicosia
Nicosia who?
Clothing for sale. Buy your socks and Nicosia
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