Funny Kids Jokes

'Funny kids jokes to enjoy funny arguments of kids.'

What did the olive say to his wife?
I olive you!

Dad: Why are you came back from school so early?”
Son: I am the only one who could answered the question.”
Dad: Great! really what was the question”
Son: Who threw the eraser?

Q: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
A: Very simple, Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

Q. What is smarter than a talking bird?
A. A spelling bee

Teacher: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Kid: The word smiles because there is a mile between each s.

Friend: Dear, if your mom has $20 and you ask for $16, how would still be with your mom?
Mickey: $20.
Friend: Sorry but you do not know math.
Lucy: Sorry but you do not know my mom!

What do you call the best dad in the World?
Top of the pops!

What's a monster's favorite soup?
Scream of tomato.

Kid to friend: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Another kid replies: Because it's too far to walk!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Where do married women go?
A: Mississippi

Why do some monsters eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook.

Why should you never tell a clock a secret?
Because time will tell.

Q. What should you do to a red elephant?
A. Quit telling it dirty jokes.

Teacher said, If someone has to go to the bathroom, keep the two fingers.
A little voice from the back and questioned : How will it help?

Son: What is the difference between truth and faith.
Dad: She is your mother is the Truth and I believe that I am your father is faith.

Q. What did one eye say to the other?
A. Between me and you something smells.

Q: What do the blanket say to the bed?
A: You are under cover

Q: What has 5 eyes and is lying on the water?
A: Mississippi River

Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!

Q: Tell me, what do you take before every meal?
A: A "seat"!