Great Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a very Happy New Year!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel!
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why i knocked..

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love!
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me..

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
I am fine, Hawaii you?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos!
Amos who?
Oh great!
Amos-Quito bit me..

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mary Lee!
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee down the stream.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ankara!
Ankara who?
Ankara went off the cliff!