Knock Knock Jokes

Welcome to read the best, entertaining, kids favorite knock knock jokes. These puns are carefully chosen and are capable of making anyone laughing. So read and share them to add the spice and fun into your world.



Knock Knock!
Who's There?
BenBen who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!


Who's there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here i come..


Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready..


Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
That's right owls hoo..


Who's there?
Donut!
Donut who?
Donut ask me any silly questions..


Who's there?
Water!
water Who?
Water you doing? open the door!


Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
Cash me if you can..


Who's there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!


Who's there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl..


Who's there?
Ears!
Ears who?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you..


Who's there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your little arms around me..


Who's there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken..


Who's there?
D-1!
D-1 who?
D-1 who knocked..


Who's there?
Butter..
Butter who?
Butter let me in..


Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Dories locked that's why i am knocking..


Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who?
Albert you don't know who this is..


Knock Knock!
Knock Knock!
Drat no-one there!
12Knock Knock..


Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on..


Who's there?
Lettuce..
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce In..

Who's there?
Sasha!
Sasha who?
Sasha lot of questions..


Who's there?
Leaf!
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone..


Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who?
Juno that i am out of here, right?


Who's there?
Honey bee!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.


Who's there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken.

Who's there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell?

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